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Metaphor
Metaphor
Metaphor
Metaphor
Metaphor
Metaphor
Metaphor
Metaphor

Metaphor

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I went to art school. I loved my school. Truly. But I have to admit, the academics were... a little lackluster. Once, in a literature class, the professor was explaining the difference between a metaphor and a simile, and used the cliched example of "her hair was like a waterfall, flowing down her back". In the front of the room, an arm shot up. That arm was held up with more tension than Ms. Hermione Granger ever put into answering a question. And then, the person behind the voice shouted out "But... sir... Why is her hair wet?" and I will never forget that moment. Never. 

So here we have a metaphor to flow down your back, in honor of that poor professor.

Our neckpieces are perfectly formed to hug the neck- just slip it on and forget about it. The very first time you put it on, you may have to do some minor fiddling- but thereafter, it'll hold up with ease. The "tails" on this one is adjustable to easily fit truly ALL necks